Let Us All Agree That I Shall Never Wear Tortoise Glasses

So glad I learned about Lookmatic, a website that allows you to virtually try-on glasses.  I think we can all agree that I shall never wear tortoise glasses.  Exhibit A:  

Gosh, that looks so. awful.  Consider this my very own episode of What Not To Wear.  Thou shalt nots are just as important as Thou shalts, correct?  I really wanted things to work out with these tortoise glasses, so I tried using a B&W picture to see if that might help matters.  All is forgiven in B&W, right?

Ummmmm....I'd say that's a big, fat NEGATIVE!  

Resolved: No tortoise glasses for me.  Sigh.